All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. ~ Walt Disney
You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ~ Christopher Robin
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"Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man."Scarlett Johansson, once again showing the amount of fucks she gives for the media (via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

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p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
Tooth Box Tutorial

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HERE WE GO KIDS

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moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

jayayayayay:

everyone thinks that the superwholock fandom rules tumblr but i think we all know where it’s really at

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pizzaspicelatte:

astaraelweeps:

parisianinsomnia:

astaraelweeps:

lesenfantsdabraham:

What’s the point of that post though ?
"Oh Jewish women, Muslim women and Christin women have to pray? Wow so sad."

yes that is literally all we do
i do nothing but sternly stare into space and clutch my rosary
there is literally nothing else in my life

Only atheists can wear green.

religious women don’t go outside
the sun is fatal to us

it burns

Atheist women may seem free, but the truth is their arms are stuck wide open. They literally cannot move or close their arms. Freedom comes with a price and that price is struggling to pick up the god damn phone and put it to your ear when yo mama call ya.
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baby-tooth-on-redbull:

northland-wonders:

I couldn’t resist.

need new guardian?
kidnap him and toss him in a sack

Swiggity swag Guardian in the bag

julialost:

sexual orientation : dreamworks

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